Movie Reviews

Hey guys - I like a good review as much as the next girl, and I'll do just about anything to get it!

Here's what some of my favourite critics said about Sweet Tooth:


How do you fall in love with a girl who you fear might slice your dick off? Easy – watch ‘Sweet Tooth' – the biggest thing to hit porn since Linda Lovelace woke up one fine day and discovered she had a clit in her throat - XXX Video News

Kubes has an extraordinary quality in front of the camera. She's as slick as the oil that spouts from Doctor Malteser's machine in that unforgettable threesome scene. Quite simply, the porno flick of this and any other year – NYX

Most big-boobed girls are prepared to let their tits do the talking. Not Kola Kubes. They just provide the perfect front for a performance so powerful, so believable, so goddamn horny, it explodes the myth that when the implants go in, the first thing that makes room for them is acting ability – Adult Movie Review

Take the bunch of nerds who gave brought us the Blair Witch Project, sex them up a bit and have them set about doing something far more useful. The result is one of the finest porno movies of modern times – and it's not nearly so scary - Scratch

Who is Clint Buckle? And more importantly, where the hell do I find him? – Hot Boys

It's a ludicrously low-budget flick that manages to pull off the near-impossible – high humour and seriously hot sex – all at the same time. It's a blueprint for a whole new generation of have-a-go pornos which are sure to follow. Though this one will take some beating - Cortina

Cunningly conceived.. sloppily executed* (* - sloppy in this case, is a good thing) – True Blue

Imagine Lazarus crawling out of his tomb with a ten-inch wanger. Well, you've pretty much sussed the story of Roscoe Williams right there – Porn Daily

I defy anyone to witness the scene between Kola and Peachy Bonbon in Doctor Malteser's office and not reach for the treacle right away – Gordy Raich, LA Talent

Oh baby, you can slice my dick off any day – Mike Gwar, The Mike Gwar Show

The plot's so contrived it plumbs new depths, even in the world of hardcore porno (supposedly - we can't say we noticed) - Spillage

A movie that needs no sugar-coating: Kubes' charm, wit and instinct in front of the camera is every bit as impressive as her other, more noticeable assets, and hints at future mainstream success – London Review

The final scene is so seminal it deserves to be ranked among the greatest ever shot – and we mean the greatest. It's the shower scene from Psycho, it's De Niro babbling in the mirror in Taxi Driver, it's Rocky sprinting up those city hall steps. It's all of those mixed with 40G boobs and some of the hottest, stickiest sex that's ever been shot – Adult Film Database